Oh, I wonder...

Me: I invited Peanut to come into the delivery room. She can videotape.

C: Why do you get to invite someone and I dont?!?!?!

Me: Dude, when YOU crap out an 8lb turd, you can invite whoever YOU want.

C: I'm calling the Mythbusters and then I'm getting that thing mounted.

Is this really what i have to deal with? lol